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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 20:12
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Can you name a song with the word 'why' in it?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
How Dakota Johnson Is Doing After Chris Martin Split - BuzzFeed
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Then came..
How corporate America learnt not to mess with Texas - Financial Times
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Why does Taylor Swift endorse Harris when Harris supports open borders?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Evolution experts say wild tomatoes in Galápagos are going 'back in time' - BBC Wildlife Magazine
No way
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Sex advice: I'm finally ready to enter my promiscuity era. But there's a catch. - Slate Magazine
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why are perceived or real slights interpreted as rejections and reality by pwBPD?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
No go.
‘Gas station heroin’ is technically illegal and widely available. Here are the facts - WANE 15
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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share office space ...
Europe tiptoes through NATO summit as Trump lands and Iran looms - politico.eu
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Searching for axions by analyzing X-ray observations of entire galaxies - Phys.org
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
What happens to adults with Down syndrome when their parents can't look after them any more?